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abcon 1 A recent conversation on MSN: - G: not to mention having an active social life A: pift, I do not G: yes you do A: if it was left up to me, I'd never get anything done G: you got arrested recently! A: heh G: Now id that's not active, I don't know what is A: yeah, thats so social G: *if not id G: and you had sex with four giant policemen, too A: well G: pretty sociable in my opinion A: that part was pretty good A: but A: GUESS WHAT G: I'll never guess G: you're going to have to tell me A: the POLICE rang my PARENTS G: oh dear A: thats what I thought G: I bet your parents were pleased A: hah G: did the police tell your parents about the orgy? A: luckily they were discreet about that part G: oh good G: what about the rest? A: well, all the rest that was to be told was told G: hmmm G: are you in trouble? G: does it matter if you're in trouble? A: I dont know A: I wouldnt care if I wasnt financially dependent on them A: but they pay my uni fees G: you could try telling your parents that "the police" are actually just some friends of yours playing an elaborate prank on you A: hahaha A: you think thatd work? G: um G: are your parents suffering from major brain damage? A: I like to think so ...and later... G: I had this weird dream last night A: about waht? G: my best friend from when I was little had become a woman and she was older than me and was going to sleep with me even though she didn't love me G: but then me and legolas and gimli were going up to her house and these monsters attacked us A: hahaha G: and I thought we were going to die but legolas shot the monsters so we were safe G: but then we were in this tiny cramped little room that was filled with books G: and there was another monster who we hadn't previously realised was monster because it was blind G: and so it disappeared and turned into some wrapping paper but I was scared so I left A: you have cool dreams G: and then Bruce Springsteen was there and he was asking me which ones of his albums I liked best G: and I was trying to tell him but I kept changing my mind G: and then I was in a pit in the snow and had to dig for some reason G: and that's all I remember A: wow G: usually I don't remember my dreams at all A: I never remember my dreams A: so what did it al mean? G: I'm surprised how all that came back to me G: god knows G: what do you think it means G: ? A: I've no idea G: psychoanalyse me, go on, I dare you A: Legalos is in love with you? A: you're gonna marry Bruce Springsteen? G: I wish G: I wish A: Val Kilmer is gonna sleep with you even though he doesnt love you? G: um, maybe I don't wish that A: hot damn G: maybe I should post this conversation in my diary G: what do you think? A: hehe A: sure G: Well, I might go do that now, and then go to bed G: or go pack and then go to bed A: k A: but you have to add the Val Kilmer part G: I won't leave out a thing, I promise A: well A: leave out any bits where I sound stupid - That was a selected highlights. The other bits were even less likely to be entertaining, just me complaining and so on. - "His body hit the street with such a beautiful thud" - Bruce Springsteen |
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