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2004-10-11 - 2:18 p.m.

Dear New Zealand,

If at any stage you would like to invade Australia and make us a, thingo, protectorate or a colony or whatever, just until we grow up and are responsible enough to run our own government, I wouldn't have any objections at all. You can take all the best land and minerals and stuff, and the best-looking sheep are all yours, too. Just, please, please, do something about the parlous state of our government.

Yours with love, looking forward to seeing you soon, Me.
"Don't let the sun go down on me" - Elton John

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